literally spent the last 5 hours saying “good eye might” to an empty room

i laugh every time

im watching a yt video and it just froze on me and i whispered wretchedly, “noooo you cannot do that to me i created you”

this is what happens when i don’t revise

today my pupils were apparently so dilated my friends were concerned that i was doing drugs

this is not even a joke

so i wrote this song today

this incredible moving emotional song

it really made me see the world in a different light

i wrote it while i was doing something really arbitrary on the plane

i can’t quite remember exactly how it went but it included the lines “i’m wrapping up my headphones / to give to the air stewardess / i think she’s german / she has a nice face / oh my ipod’s fallen / i’m going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive / to retrieve my ipod”

lyrical fucking genius

why the fuck am i not a professional footballer

i was kicking the football around and it was amazing cos it seemed so harmless

then it careered off to the other side of the room, hit the coke bottle on the dining table, then the glass of coke which was near my laptop and they both fell and spilt over the table

fuck who cares about david beckham

i’m fucking awesome

so

i just spent twenty minutes

behind the television

trying to fix the blu ray player so it’ll play sherlock

and my brother videoed me talking to the blu ray player and the sky box and the wii console and the wires

and he keeps threatening to put it on facebook

gr8

whenever it’s raining and i leave the house with perfect hair and get to school with a mass of curls

i always begin conversations with,

“yer a wizard, harry”

okay so my cumberflailing got me NOWHERE with tumblr

do you not love me or

i mean what is it about me

i was just excited

a bit excited

and i told my brother

and he squealed

he literally squealed

fuck you all

fuck your cow

fuck your lives

I AM FUNNY

DAMMIT

I AM FUCKING HILARIOUS

I WILL NEVER STOP BEING AMUSING

MY FABULOUS FORM OF COMEDY IS RELATIVELY UNKNOWN

oh fuck i need to sleep

this is what happens when i stay up for longer than i should

and it’s only half nine

asdgfhjkl

heh so managed to wing my way through my french speaking today

spoke about green day

and shit

got a C, which sounds bad but i’m actually rly proud of it considering i didn’t revise and i got a D last time

so a B in the bag for the mocks, methinks? or at least a high C

lol nova you’re talking about grades and it’s adorable

one day i will paste mine and josie’s facebook conversations here

and you can all love us and our amazingness

fucking lestrade

casually burning my hair so it looks good

omg my hair looked perf yesterday and then i went outside to go to school and THE RAIN

and uhm, i ended up looking like hagrid for the rest of the day

yer a wizard, ‘arry

awks momo i decide to do my french homework early just to have it out of the way

and i do a google search

and look for the wikipedia page that i need

and wiki’s on its blackout today

never gonna do homework early again

always leave it til the last minute

so i hid under a table today

i was in french, and i saw these people who i could not see because if they saw me i was in trouble and i didn’t want trouble

i was in french, and i saw people. seeing these people and them seeing me would make issues.

whichever you understand better.

anyway, yeah, so i was standing talking to some mates and suddenly i saw them people and i turned around, looked for somewhere to hide, and for some reason i thought hiding under a table would be the most logical thing to do

so yeah

i dived under a table

literally

omg i dont think i tumbl’d this

but i bought sherlock s1!

4.99 from amazon! fuckin love amazon

it should be arriving soon!

yayayayayayayyayay

nova’s gettin dvd commentaries

from DA MAN

ok im neva sayin that agen