July 2012
hi is anyone else entering y13 and uni-hunting because i am and im just scouring all the websites and not reading the course content because it muddles my brain does anyone want to share information with me and we can talk or whatever
communismkillsitonthedancefloor:
Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people.
Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people.
Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people.
Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people.
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
DEAR NON WRITER FRIENDS,
CRITIQUE DOES NOT INCLUDE:
- “Oh wow that’s really cool”
- “You’re such a strong writer”
- “You’re so vibrant and descriptive”
- “I like it”
- “I don’t like it”
- “It’s okay”
- “It’s good”
- “…” (dead silence cuz you never get back to me)
CRITIQUE INCLUDES:
- “You’ve got some word repetition here, here and here, you should switch em out with these synonyms”
- “The character seems to be departing from their motivations in this chapter”
- “That’s a run on sentence”
- “Too many adverbs, less adverbs, omg look at all those adverbs”
- “That chapter transition should actually be in this scene to make the transition more distinct”
- “Brilliant attention to detail, just don’t give so much of it. Spread the development out so your readers don’t get buried”
Thanks.
YES
JESUS FUCK
YES
I HATE LETTING NON-WRITER FRIENDS READ STUFF BECAUSE I WANT CRIT AND FEELS AND I GET
wow that was so good
WHAT WAS GOOD
WHICH PART
WHAT WAS THE PART THAT WAS GOOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS “THAT”
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU
Doctor Who:
- Ability to explain things at light speed
- Ability to ruin hipster posts
Supernatural:
- Ability to point out the exceedingly obvious in a funny manner
Sherlock:
- Observant as fuck
- Ability to ship characters that don’t exist
- Ability to crazy
Avengers:
- Ability to have an army
- Ability to draw the villain with cat ears
Harry Potter:
- Ability to gaze into your personality and sort you accordingly
Ability to crazy.
she was standing at the foot of the stairs and i was trying to hit her by throwing water from a bottle at her
she kept screaming, “NO DON’T I HAVE MY FAVOURITE PANTS ON”