no laurel tree

itunes is shit ngl

rachelberet:

imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET

deadwithmyfriends:

Things that don’t make you a bad person: 

• Drinking alcohol responsibly 
• Doing drugs recreationally
• Eating Meat
• Abstaining from drinking alcohol, doing drugs or eating meat

Things that make you a bad person: 

• Condemning someone for their life choices

i am literally the nicest friend ever omg

my friend hasn’t seen thor or captain america, and we both want to see the avengers

but i’m not letting her

because she needs to understand the back story

she needs to understand the relationship between thor and loki

and it needs to break her heart

so i’m putting off seeing the avengers until she’s watched thor and cap am with me

best

ever

friend.

mikethatchang:

if we mutually follow each other there’s a 134% chance that i’m in love with you

valeria2067:

Asgardian douchebag fratboy gets exiled to Earth, falls in love with Luke Skywalker’s mom, turns into Jesus, may or may not want to bang his sexy, evil stepbrother.