May 2013
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slicing:
youreacactus:
youreacactus:
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i’m watching hannibal
EW HE’S EATING THEM
woah really
didnt see that coming
i recommend u keep ur sarcasm to urself
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youreacactus:
youreacactus:
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i’m watching hannibal
EW HE’S EATING THEM
no will stop you’re eating teenage girl
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youreacactus:
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i’m watching hannibal
EW HE’S EATING THEM
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i’m watching hannibal
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
hannibalthecanibal:
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
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for a mooootherrr a broootherrrr and meeee
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
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english-teacakes replied to your post: english-teacakes replied to your photo: i was…
But I love you Maryam (⊙ω⊙✿)
you’re cute
have fizz
bramblepatch:
Basically if you are not deeply critical of your own creative endeavors at least some of the time, you are probably either Gilderoy Lockhart or Steven Moffat.
Elementary is just like "u know what sherlock...
generalkandas:
adventuresofcomicbookgirl:
is it any wonder it is the version i love most
#every adap needs to look to elementary and then back at its own cast of white dudes #and feel bad
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english-teacakes replied to your photo: i was going to straighten my hair but then i…
I saved this to my phone. Gonna put it in a special Maryam folder with my other photos and videos of you ;D
those videos are awfully embarrassing dont do this 2 me
ive decided id better step up my game and so ill have to start revision at 9 rather than 10 get another hour in there AN HOUR TO SUCCEED
not-a-fireman-sam:
You know what’s really wrong with Muslims in the UK?
That their Mosques need to have security gates and security guards, when Churches don’t, because some ignorant, racist morons will try and blame every Muslim they see for the horrendous acts of one or two terrible excuses for human beings. Some people are a disgrace and make me ashamed to come from this great and wonderful...
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Official Dress Code For All Females In Public...
smilingemoticon:
all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you...
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brolininthetardis:
friendly reminder that JE NE COMPRENDS PAS JE SUIS ANGLAIS YA-HEY
i plan to adopt 1 million babies so i’ll need a life partner to help with that
apply now
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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im still laughing at the phrase “olive-skinned” and how i didnt know what it meant until now
it pisses me off that we even have to go down the “but we’re not all like that” route again
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roseplated:
CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
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boysdrool2013:
i read a post about how being called racist shouldn’t be a horrible thing that makes people turn all defensive but instead should be seen as constructive criticism, so that when someone steps out of line and is called out, rather than retreating further into their racism, they accept it and listen to poc advice on how to stop
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
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paulbearer:
you soon find out who the racist imbeciles are on your friends list when things like this happen
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mudkipasaurus:
I’m not obligated to respect Moffat just because I like Doctor Who! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
I am allowed to say I think his writing is repetitive and full of plotholes with poor development of characters and relationships! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
I am allowed to say I think his writing is terribly sexist! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
It’s because I am a fan of Doctor Who that I am so upset about Moffat’s lazy,...
harshcriticism:
the sexual tension between every single literature teacher ever and william shakespeare
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
batdude:
in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL WARD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
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youreacactus:
someone on facebook posted this article and cmon where exactly in the article is any concrete information about an “islamist attack” given
nowhere
basically all it means is we should prepare for another onslaught of islamaphobia and racism from shits
racism makes me rly mad ok!!
THIS IS WHAT I WAS ON ABOUT
YES I GATHERED
ur fb post was perf btw
im actually so...
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slicing:
youreacactus:
mm the perfect tea is tea the same colour as my skin
tastes of independence from british rule
ur not independent from british rule
for
i am british and i rule u
i am queen
get ur imperialist attitude out of my face!!!!!
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someone on facebook posted this article and cmon where exactly in the article is any concrete information about an “islamist attack” given
nowhere
basically all it means is we should prepare for another onslaught of islamaphobia and racism from shits
racism makes me rly mad ok!!
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patrickstormborn:
CATELYN STARK SENDS HER REGARDS will be the last words benioff and weiss ever hear
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“history!!!!!!!!!!! i hate josie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! looooooool 30STM thor loki!!!!!!...”
– zara’s impression of me brb crying
starryglazes:
baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932
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