*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.
"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"
vines that only get good in the last 2 seconds are the best
Make Me Choose: Sophie Turner or
"Getting Game of Thrones was amazing. I was 13, on holiday in France, and my mum woke me up saying ‘Morning, Sansa!’ I burst out crying and jumped in the pool."
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
IM HERE TO LAY DOWN THE LAW.
gently. and tuck it in and read it a bed time story. goodnight law.
I just found the best Facebook page
i’d call this bullshit but then i remember my aunt went to a private boarding school and my grandpa picked her up in a helicopter every friday so she could go home for the weekends
You are stupid and I hope Littlefinger kills you
wishtags replied to your post “my brother just got tumblr and now he’s insufferable”
this happened to my sisters
he walks around laughing and shouting, “WHEN LEO GETS HIS OSCAR, THE INTERNET WILL BREAK” i just help me
the one line out of every youtube video ever that really speaks to me is, “don’t call MY bloody stupid daughter stupid, okay?”