my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going
oh my god
this is probably the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me
Never trust anyone who insists that Dorian Gray is gay
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
DC won’t put out a female solo film and meanwhile Marvel won’t put out a female solo film
lavender brown gets more hate for how she handles unrequited romantic feelings than snape does and that is incredibly disturbing
My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
when you remember ur hetero phase
I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again