no laurel tree (a fête worse than death)

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle


stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.


ranyakumo:

"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"


radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea:

licentious-babe:

vines that only get good in the last 2 seconds are the best

"ooo!"


Make Me Choose: Sophie Turner or Holland Roden.
"Getting Game of Thrones was amazing. I was 13, on holiday in France, and my mum woke me up saying ‘Morning, Sansa!’ I burst out crying and jumped in the pool."


stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure


"I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you."
— (via thekisseffect)

rosswoodpark:

IM HERE TO LAY DOWN THE LAW.
gently. and tuck it in and read it a bed time story. goodnight law.

posted 13 hours ago via nsome · originally rosswoodpark

sundaegrrl:

cute little floating head

sundaegrrl:

cute little floating head


freewlfi:

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

i’d call this bullshit but then i remember my aunt went to a private boarding school and my grandpa picked her up in a helicopter every friday so she could go home for the weekends

posted 1 day ago via literatechick · originally bangarz

"study snack" yeah like im not gonna stuff it in my face in 2 seconds flat


Anonymous asked: "Sansa is stupid and I hope Littlefinger kills her"

lady-of-winterfell:

You are stupid and I hope Littlefinger kills you


wishtags replied to your post “my brother just got tumblr and now he’s insufferable”

this happened to my sisters

it’s disgusting

he walks around laughing and shouting, “WHEN LEO GETS HIS OSCAR, THE INTERNET WILL BREAK” i just help me


the one line out of every youtube video ever that really speaks to me is, “don’t call MY bloody stupid daughter stupid, okay?”